Congratulations to this guy, who is now making national and possibly international news for proving WHY he drives a jacked up Jeep. A 21-year-old guy named Dustin Kouns from Florida pulled up behind a guy and revved the engine on his Jeep. The other guy looked at him and said, quote, “You must have a small D***” . Dustin responded by doing exactly what you’d expect from someone in Florida.  He whipped out his GUN and pointed it at the guy.  He also held it sideways, like he was in a ’90s action movie.  So that doesn’t exactly DISPROVE the manhood size theory.

The other driver called the cops, and Dustin was arrested for felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, carrying a concealed weapon, and dealing in stolen property. The stolen property was the gun, because Dustin admitted he bought it, quote, “on the street.”

Stolen from the Miami Herald